A welcome Funny Tale

Hello, i know what your thinking right now, what tale is she about to tell me, anyway  you will know it soon, this is my first tale, and its funny, unlike other ones you might come across, maybe sorrowful, scary,horror,heart breaking and unbelievable, but believe me many of this stories are very real and i will get proves to support them, if i can, I will dig deep down in the internet that is if there is a deep down in the internet, lol. Thats by the bush let get by the way,   i heard this tale from my grand mother, she told me that her grand mother told her, and her grand mother who mothered her mother told her mother too, and the mother of the mother who mothered her other mother also told her mother too, so maybe this is a mother tale and mind you, make sure your tell your children so they can tell their kids about you, and their mothered mother who passed the story alone, please i did not say "Murder" before you plan on murdering me lol.  Now its time to hear the tale of mother, maybe i'm wrong, but i am right, that i am wrong is coz you say so, but i might be right and you might be wrong, whichever is true. Now the story time, this tale happened very long time ago, when the world was full with semi darkness, half light half darkness, a little town  called "Milikies" then, had a king named "Bustafa" his wife "Bennitea" and Daughter "Venixxe" This King had a wonderful family and he ruled this town in a good way, but there was something that took place in that town that don't usually happen this days, they hang thieves in the market square, necked, after this thieves are dead they cut their heads off and hang it on the fence demarcating the small town from the outside world  for 1 week, before they finally bury the bodies and head of the dead criminal, this has been a long term tradition for this small town.
       One day  three criminals  were caught and hung the normal way, beheaded and there head hung on the fence, after there head was hung, all the town men and women went home to rest until evening of that day as tradition demands, but one young man named "Parrotp" came to the market place earlier that usual, walking hopelessly alone, then he heard someone saying, "I told you, but you wont listen, now we are all dead" he looked and listened closely, the criminals that were killed and beheaded were talking, he was shocked, he looked at them and said so you all can talk with your head alone, no body to support you, worse, your dead, "I Will Go And Tell The King And All The People Of Milikies"
(Head 1): Parrotp, why are you out by this time, go home and act as if nothing happened.
(Parrotp): I Must tell the king, nothing will stop me from telling him.
(Head 2): Parrotp, go home before you get into trouble.
(Parrotp): Ok, i am going.

Parrotp, left, but he had a different agenda, he went straight to the kings house while the king was having a meeting with his officials, he rushed in and,

King:)  Parrotp, what is the problem, why are you in such a rush, are you being pursued by a wild animal?
Parrotp):  No my king, but i ust saw my ear...

Official 1): Parrotp, how do you mean you saw your ear?

King): Parrotp, is our town hunted, what is it?

Parrotp): My King those criminals we killed and hung their head on the fence is talking, they even talked to me, and they asked mme to go home before i get into trouble.

Official2): Parrotp, are you drunk this evening, have you been smoking?

King): Parrotp, go back to your house, and tomorrow early morning visit the town doctor, your bills will be on me. Good day.

Parrotp): My king i am not lying, i am all right, and i have not been drinking, if you reach there and the heads don't talk cut my head off and add to theirs.

Official 1: That exactly we will do, my King what do you think?

King): Guards ready lets go see what Parrotp, is saying and make sure you bring your axe along.

Gurard 1: Yes my King

Then the King,Parrotp, Gurads and other Officials went towards the market square, when they got there,

Parrotp): Heads talk, i have told the king that you talked to me, so you all talk to him too.

There was no response from the heads, Parrotp, talked to the heads for over 30 minutes but got no response, the the king ordered the guards to cut his head off and join to theirs   

After Parrotp's head was cut off and kept on the fence too,

Head1: HAHAHAHA, Stupid man, we asked you to go home before you get into trouble but you did not listen.

All the head laughed at Parrotp, and Parrotp's said to the king

Parropt): King i told you the heads can talk, but you did not believe me, now you killed me too.

King): I did not kill you Parrotp, your mouth killed you, you should not say everything you see and hear, and you should not bet your life on something worthless, this should be a lesson for you, so be careful in your next life.
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BOOM BOOM BOOM, this is it, now you just read this story, i have some questions for you, if you answer it correctly, send me a link to your website i will place it here and talk about it in my other blogs as a story, that is my own way of advertising.

Q1. Why was he named "Parrotp" in this tale?
Q2. What lesson did you learn from this tale.

I wish you all good luck and don't talk too much, because it can hurt you, just like Parrotp, make sure you eat light food at night, and don't dream too much.:) cheers.