Hello all, welcome back to the tales zone, today we should be laughing, a friend of mine called, he said" Hey yo, whats been happening to you? I replied "I ate the wrong beans" whatever that means, i am happy to write this out so you can at least read it, appreciate it, share it, print it, paste it on your wall, but don't make a book out of it, and if you do want to, i should own the capital share, lol. Ya, i had a dream last night, in my dream, all my fans were asking for my autograph including you, not to worry, just get a pen and papper and i will sign it, happy now!!!!
Hey all, calm down, Lover boys and girls, time will come for you, when you will read love tales, but don't cry on my page please, so i wont be the first person to own a cry blog, this thing about camera, kids freaking out, moms freaking out, dads everybody including you and excluding me, its not funny, people falling off their bike all in the name of stunts "oh men" i did like to show you one,
Damn, i wonder what village this is, for the fact this Junky was up in the roof trying to fly like a bird, "damn" i watched this over and over just to figure out what this guys name is, we should call him "flybat" and you know the reason i like this video, the guy recording was in a safe position ready to laugh and watch Flybat fall like a tree. You had a great fail Flybat, try again.
I had a good taught about somethings today, i taught about "Friday" FAT girls pretending to be Janet Jackson, so please for my home boys, learn to look at sight before hooking up, if i were you, but the funny it is i ain't you, lol, lets look at the new miss Janet Jackson from "Friday the Movie"
Damn, this was awesome, she is not looking bad, for the ladies getting a kitchen knife ready to kill somebody, she cute, but for Smoky, she is Janet "Fatson", (opps).
You know i have been talking and not smiling nor laughing, i am about to make video which i will upload on here and youtube sooner or later, this video comes from something that happened sometime ago in California, this was strange, imagine what happened, a goat came out from nowhere to the express road, on the right lane where alot of cars go by, this time it was not just a small car driving by when this silly goat hit the road, but a big truck was driving by, oh, poor goat, your gonna die people said, i said the same, but no one feared for the life of this Truck driver, we all believed the poor got will be dead in seconds, but in reverse was this case, the truck on high speed, hit the goat, please imagine this in slow motion until i upload the video, that will help you understand and feel you were there too, the truck hit this very small goat, then we all shocked at what happened. "Please ask me what happened" Say "what happened!!!" ya, i can hear you, hmmm, i wont tell you to go and come back tomorrow to find out what happened, i will tell you now, the Truck wracked totally just like it hit a big machine used for building iron houses, but luckily the driver survived, but the truck did not, after so much treatment, the doctors tried to save the truck, but unfortunately the truck died, Do truck die?, your asking now, maybe they do die, that was what the truck driver said, not me, since the goat did not die, his truck died. What type of goat is this? Please i need an answer, someone answer me.
Imagine a crippled man, a blind man and deaf man arguing, miraculous, just read,
Cripple Man: Can you imagine, the blind man said he will beat me up, on this ground we are all standing on.
Deaf Man: What is this i am hearing, he will beat you.
Blind Man: I cant imagine what i am seeing, what is this?
This was a very funny thing, i cant imagine saying this, but this three men were really hopeless at this moment, just like the other day, i met an insane man, sleeping on a heap of dirt and he was saying "All these insane people walking on the streets will make him insane soon, maybe infect him with insanity, i imagined what he said, if he is not insane at that moment and will be insane soon, then there is a problem, because leaving this heap of dirt and becoming insane is going to be terrible, i asked myself maybe then he will become a vampire, maybe that's when an insane man or woman gets insane, insane^2, lol.
Hello all my Fans, Readers, Haters, Fakers, Mockers, Niggers, Coz, Blood, Drinkers, Fishers, Ladies, Men and many more, i know you have one in your mind right now, whichever be it, write it in your heard, lol.
We are going to feature a very funny comedian from youtube, his little but funny creepy show will be posted here soon, check on the pages regularly, for a more realistic name, that should be his videos, different videos at different times from different comedians `, lol. I don't know them, but maybe they know me.
You all know what time it is, i'm going to eat right now, (: |||||||||||| \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ //////////////////// ||||||||||||||
